No, we haven’t actually run a half-marathon, but Jenny and I have started to train for one. The idea came to me when on a trip to the library, I picked up a Runner’s World Magazine and saw a race in Eagle River Wisconsin that was 12 weeks away. Jenny and I were looking for ways to keep ourselves motivated to continue physical exercise, and I proposed that training for a race like this would work. Jenny was on board, because 1. she was tired of watching the super-slow-mo visuals of my waistline expanding on a daily basis, 2. she has been running 10-12 miles a week on our treadmill for the past year giving her the foundation to kick my ass, and 3. the location in Eagle River means that it is unlikely anyone would know us and thus remove the fear of public humiliation.
It turned out however that the race was on Mother’s day weekend, and we wanted to be in town for that. We decided to start the training plan anyway, and after keeping it up for two full days, we agreed to still give the plan a try, yet run a more local event. There is a half-marathon in Champaign, IL on May 1st. It is only the second year of that event, but they are expecting about 17,000 participants between the different races.

We will get to stay over the night before with our friends Greg and Jill in Champaign. Jill is a runner and will also be doing the half-marathon. I think Greg is undecided (if he is still a runner, and if he is doing this race).
Some of you have realized however that Jenny will no longer be able to run in this event with anonymity…which was an original condition of her accepting the challenge. Now that we are running it closer to home (and on a college campus filled with coeds), Jenny stated it would be my responsibility to create a diversion so no one would look at her. This race ends with a stadium finish at U of I, so I started looking into setting up a fireworks show for as soon as Jenny enter’s the stadium. That way everyone will look up and she will have her privacy. Upon hearing my solution, Jenny said something like, “no dummy, I don’t care about the finish… if I make it there, then everyone should cheer for me…I care about people staring at me during the 13 miles of the race itself.” Hmm. Ok. If we fly a blimp over the course, directly over Jenny the entire time, then perhaps all spectators will be looking up?
I shared the blimp plan with a colleague, who pointed out that I just go to those ridiculous non-solutions so I can act like I care, make fun of Jenny, and at the same time don’t really try to solve the problem. To which I say, “Duh.” She continued to say however, that if I really cared, I would wear an insane costume and run about 20 feet behind Jenny, which was a realistic solution that could actually be implemented. She’s right. I don’t really want to solve it. Besides, if I did put on a costume (I’m thinking a clown wig and pink capri hot-pants, I would wear a t-shirt that says “I’m with her” and run next to Jenny the whole time. It is just my way of showing that I care.