I just have to share this true story from work today:
I received a call from the school saying that an elementary student had stuck his head in the toilet today, and flushed it. The best part, was that this student had stuck his head in the toilet last week too. In today’s case, the student said he had accidently got soap in his eye, so that is why he did it.
Then later, I received this clarifying email from the student’s administrator:
I just wanted to clarify with everyone that when asked in more detail about his behaviors in the washroom this morning, he explained that he was following the directions on the hand soap dispenser in the washroom, The label on the soap reads, “If this product comes in contact with eyes, flush immediately.”
It has become clear now that while he should probably not have been putting soap on his hair or on his face to begin with, he was just making sure that he followed the consumer guidelines.